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Design no. 45

Here For The Sweets. Not The Small Talk.

£24.99£3.95 UK delivery, free when you buy 2 or more
Shirt colour: Black
Size

Size guide

Unisex fit, true to size. Best trick: lay a t-shirt you already like flat, measure it armpit to armpit, and match that to "shirt width". Between sizes? Go up for a relaxed fit. Measurements can vary by up to 2 in (5 cm).

SizeTo fit chestShirt widthShirt length
S34 to 37 in18 in / 45.7 cm28 in / 71.1 cm
M38 to 41 in20 in / 50.8 cm29 in / 73.7 cm
L42 to 45 in22 in / 55.9 cm30 in / 76.2 cm
XL46 to 49 in24 in / 61 cm31 in / 78.7 cm
2XL50 to 53 in26 in / 66 cm32 in / 81.3 cm
3XL54 to 57 in28 in / 71.1 cm33 in / 83.8 cm

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The gist

Trick-or-treating for introverts. You will accept the sweets, you will say thank you, and you will absolutely not be discussing the weather, the traffic or what everyone is up to this weekend.

The boring but useful bit

  • Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee, 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Soft, midweight 153 g/m² (4.5 oz), double-stitched neckline and sleeves, taped shoulder to shoulder
  • Printed to order, so allow 2 to 5 working days
  • Wash inside out at 30°C, hang dry or tumble dry low, don't iron over the print
  • £3.95 UK delivery, free when you buy 2 or more. See delivery and returns

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