Slogan T-Shirts in Kidderminster
Aposlo T-Shirts makes blunt, funny slogan tees for people who would rather say it on their chest than out loud. We post anywhere in the UK, and plenty of our orders head to Kidderminster, Bewdley Hill, Habberley and the Stourport road end of town.
If you work in one of the carpet trade units, run shifts at the hospital, or spend half your week on site, there is almost certainly a shirt here with your name on it.
What we sell
The work-and-caffeine side of the range covers the Powered By Tea & Mild Disappointment T-Shirt, the Price Includes Tea T-Shirt, Dead Inside (But Caffeinated) and Energy Saving Mode Activated. Trades customers tend to go for F*** It, It'll Do and Retirement Plan: Die On Site, both of which get an unfortunate amount of nodding in Kidderminster van cabs. Office workers usually pick I Survived Another Meeting That Should've Been An Email.
For the quieter kind of misanthrope we have I'm Not Anti-Social, I'm Anti-You, Have A Nice Day... Somewhere Else, My Last Two Brain Cells and I'd Unplug Your Life Support To Charge My Phone. Parents take My Kids Are Brilliant... Around 11pm, usually alongside Emotionally I'm Already In The Pub, which does brisk trade on Severn Valley gala weekends. If you are shopping for a stag do, a hen do or a birthday where nobody is easily offended, I'm A Catch and Spooning Leads To Forking are the two that cause the most trouble.
Everything is a ready-made design, so you pick the slogan, pick your size and we get it in the post. Buying a few for a team, a crew or a group night out in Kidderminster? Get in touch and we will talk you through the range.
Why choose us
- Our own slogans, written to be read across a room
- Designs aimed at trades, shift workers, parents and the pub crowd
- Posted to Kidderminster and anywhere else in the UK
- A real person to answer if you want to check sizing (or see the size guide)
- Happy to help with multiples for groups and work crews
Order yours
Browse the full range and pick your slogan. Got a question first? Get in touch and tell us which slogan you are after.