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Design no. 41

Only Here For The Half-Price Chocolate

£24.99£3.95 UK delivery, free when you buy 2 or more
Shirt colour: Black
Size

Size guide

Unisex fit, true to size. Best trick: lay a t-shirt you already like flat, measure it armpit to armpit, and match that to "shirt width". Between sizes? Go up for a relaxed fit. Measurements can vary by up to 2 in (5 cm).

SizeTo fit chestShirt widthShirt length
S34 to 37 in18 in / 45.7 cm28 in / 71.1 cm
M38 to 41 in20 in / 50.8 cm29 in / 73.7 cm
L42 to 45 in22 in / 55.9 cm30 in / 76.2 cm
XL46 to 49 in24 in / 61 cm31 in / 78.7 cm
2XL50 to 53 in26 in / 66 cm32 in / 81.3 cm
3XL54 to 57 in28 in / 71.1 cm33 in / 83.8 cm

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The gist

Halloween has one true purpose and it happens on the 1st of November, in the seasonal aisle, with a yellow sticker on it. For the strategic shopper who skips the scares and goes straight for the bargains.

The boring but useful bit

  • Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee, 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Soft, midweight 153 g/m² (4.5 oz), double-stitched neckline and sleeves, taped shoulder to shoulder
  • Printed to order, so allow 2 to 5 working days
  • Wash inside out at 30°C, hang dry or tumble dry low, don't iron over the print
  • £3.95 UK delivery, free when you buy 2 or more. See delivery and returns

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